Tuesday, September 20
today i was in a fit of hysterical giggles. dunno why. anywayz, YAY WE'RE GONNA MOVE BACK TO OUR OLD HOUSE IN ABT 10 DAYS!! which means i'll have books of my own to read instead of lit novels and newspapers and studying notes, places to shop @, kuz bkt timah is well, boring actually, and i'll have all my clothes and belts and black leather + metal stuff woot!! & my beanbag, gawsh i've missed it.
basketball shoes are so nice. skateboarding shoes are even nicer. & i have no idea why the americans call normal sports shoes (AKA track shoes as i call them or trainers as others call them) tennis shoes when they're not!! jeez. love to my track shoes, tennis shoes and half-skateboarding shoes, btw. woot!! i think i have too many shoes.
its kinduf ironic how i've been classified as a geekette. ahaha cute word. but nvm. as i was saying, its really freakin annoying. to be like classed based on fluke marks and whatnot. told myself i wouldn't let it get to me, but AHH ITS GETTING ME REELED AND PISSED. in, out, in, out. ok im fine. lets all look on the bright side. its better to be a geek than a dork. yep. & right now, since EVERYBODY seems to think that studying is all i spend my precious time doing, that's precisely what i shall do. eff it.
oh shall spare some of my
'studying' time to post lyrics of a song that cheers me up:
constipated by weird al yankovichp.s sing to tune of complicated
i just posted some parts of it.
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go
and make me so constipated?
Cause right now I'd do anything
to just get my bowels evacuated,
In the bathroom.
I sit and I wait and I strain
and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated.
No, no, no.
I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I'd unwind.
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the guide..
.Said not to stand,
but that's a demand,
That I couldn't meet,
I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and
knocked off my head you see.
Tell me.
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience,
oh man I really hate it.
It's such a drag now.
I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore,
I can't belch or yodel anymore,
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
No, no, no...
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
What a bummer.
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
No, no, no.
yayerz feel much better. shall now go and watch bball, some repeats of this match between aussie and china. and oh i'd better go cut the nails on my left hand and trim those on my right, having longer right nails seriously DOES help wif guitarring. lol random fact, some chinese men keep the nails of their pinkies long for digging their earshyt wif!!
i was green-ed at 5:49 pm
